The Dog/ Man Cave

I've been in the "cave" for a few days. Yeah, she just doesn't get it. She thinks it's because I am also an Aquarius..what a week for me. No, I don't feel up to socializing, no I don't want to run after the ball, go to the park, walk downtown, be friendly to other furry friends or people (except the babes, of course) Just let me be...and then she announces, we have a new yoga mat and I am going to practice too...Grrrrreeeeaaat..Tonight we went to a private party to inspect a site for an event she is talking about. Now, do I look as though I can become an event planner? I sure did enjoy watching the Hooter type servers with trays of goodies, though. If that's in the plan, count me in as host.

I should be sufficiently energized in a few days, but until then, I am toast.

Later
Nelson

The Not so Wild Weekend

My one and only came by for the weekend. Like a true macho man, I was thinking one scenario, she was thinking another. She (Jazz) strutted in, kissed me a few times, we sniffed one another like always. Then, she fell asleep in my bed and I had no choice but to sleep in her pink girly little bed..Sheesh! Women..Then, rather than hang out with me she just sat and looked at herself most of the time in the full length mirror..she is a doll of a maltese, but snooty too. In human years, it's been a year and a half since we hooked up, however, in our years it's more like ten years already..so, boredom has become normal status quo, I suppose. I should probably watch more romantic types of movies. Or something. Maybe it's just Mercury Retrograde messing up the communication..not sure, but my world needs to romance up a bit.
Later
Nelson

Heartstrings

She told me the planets were aligned for Mercury Retrograde, to expect things to slow down a bit..coulda fooled me..it's more like somebody shot through Venus (love) and things are getting totally weird around here.

I never know what to expect when we run into or Mr. XXX calls her. Must have been something cause my lady was looking sad, so I had to move my paw to her heart and then lay my head on her heart until she felt better...well, it works, cause she stood tall, took a deep breath, went to her desk, started typing, in no time she was laughing, and it wasn't because of Mr. XXX, I tell ya!

So, we woke this morning to a glorious sunny day, out for the walk first thing for me to pppp, and I run smack dab into my heart throb, ( I don't even know her name) but she looks just like me only white. She was with her Daddy, who is so protective, it's scary. I just stood there to admire the eye candy of that gorgeous girl and My Lady told me she could feel my heart beating through the leash..well, miss sexpot who lives up the street tossed her head, stuck her nose up in the air and pranced away..Ah, the challenge. I will prevail in time.

So, today, we are going to just chill. Already she is on to Luis Miguel music and I am on duty at the balcony, securing the hood.

Love
Nelson

Rain in San Diego,

So we started out early for a "run" walk in the rain. She knows I hate anything on my head, but nooooo, there was the hoodie. Well, the sidewalk was flooded and I just refused to walk in the rain..So, at least we came back home.

I hope I run into that guy again in the elevator! Ahhh Haaaa, he sings with his guitar and when he started singing to us I jumped up and barked at him! Scared the shit out of him....made my day! Bet he won't think he's Don Juan when he sees us again!!...

See Ya
Nelson

 Nelson, is my name. My Lady (ahem) adopted me from (she calls it the orphanage) the Humane Society of San Diego. I posed so she would choose me. I just knew I would be fed well and she would be a pushover for a smart, handsome one like myself, with a few flicks of the eyelashes~and I was right!


Sooo, tonight for our walk after dark, she took me along a new route. Now, never ever in my life have I cowered from another dog, big/huge/small/ you name it, I am a brave tough guy. Ask anyone. Once I even got a police dog in trouble for barking at him. He barked back which must be a no no in law enforcement.

Anyway, we were just sort of skipping along in Little Italy and came upon a house with lights upon lights, all sorts of huge displays of Christmas..there at the end was an enormous Snoopy with tail wagging. I was totally terrified but stop? Oh Nooooo, no way, we had to keep walking...I really didn't want to and she knew it. Only when we were past that terrible display did I realize it was a "blow Up doll/dog" In all my life, I never witnessed a monstrosity like that..

Later,
Nelson